Half of My Heart

feeds@yuku.com (alibubbalicious) — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:03:11 GMT

This is the first new song I've gotten excited about. It has kind of a Paul Simon-esque feel to it. I nabbed it from a link Kristin posted on Facebook, so if you're friends with her, be a stalker and find it. If you're not, maybe somebody who knows how (see: not me) will up it to the private forum. I'd love to hear what others think of it.

Local-83 question on the AL83!

feeds@yuku.com (OhhhhhSNAP) — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:40:13 GMT

Hey folks, sooooooooooooo after a period of waning, I'm waxing John Mayer again. As a result, I'm lookin' to join the fan club again (awesome, right?). The only problem with this is THERE'S NO FUCKING LINK ON THE PAGE TO JOIN THE GODDAMN FAN CLUB! Seriously? Are they trying to not make money? Maybe I'm just a moron and am completely missing a glaringly obvious link, but if you could help a sister out that would be stellar.

where the light is

feeds@yuku.com (mklovesdanger) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:47:26 GMT

ok so i am all for this dvd coming out since i was there...

but is he for fucking serious with this cover art?

it looks like he opened up paint and put text boxes over a picture.

Summer 2008 Tour

feeds@yuku.com (dizprincessmeg) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:29:20 GMT

July 2: Milwaukee, WI (Marcus Amphitheatre)
July 3: Maryland Heights, MO (Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre)
July 5: Noblesville, IN (Verizon Wireless Music Center)
July 6: Rothbury, MI (Rothbury Festival)
July 7: Toronto, ON (Molson Amphitheatre)
July 9: Wantagh, NY (Jones Beach)
July 10: Camden, NJ (Susquehanna Bank Center)
July 12: Mansfield, MA (Tweeter Center)
July 13: Columbia, MD (Merriweather Post Pavilion)
July 15: Holmdel, NJ (PNC Bank Arts...

It seems like a good idea...

feeds@yuku.com (alibubbalicious) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:19:59 GMT

I was thinking I'd buy this and wear it to all future Mayer concerts.

Mayercraft..... anyone?

feeds@yuku.com (roxychick1) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:46:24 GMT

So, I was curious if anyone here was going?

New Year's Eve

feeds@yuku.com (darlingnikki8) — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:18:48 GMT

...do we really not know where Dear Beautiful John rang in the '08? I'm all caught up on tmz & perez (4 more blogs to go; oy)...and, no mention of John.

Did he stay home? Great Indoors?

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story commercial

feeds@yuku.com (alibubbalicious) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 15:52:44 GMT

Um, anyone else catch John in the Dewey Cox commercial on MTV? Pretty effin funny.

Bubba

"SAY"

feeds@yuku.com (kissyfitt) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:11:39 GMT

(Is there a thread about this yet? I didn't see one and I used the 'search' tool, but feel free to delete if I've missed it. It's very possible that I did).

God. I love this song. It made me cry. And it's a total throw back to RFS which makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. I'm putting it on my myspace right now. I am itching to buy it on itunes on Tuesday. I need a tab for this, like, yesterday. heh.

Well done, Fathead, my effing face is blotchy now - happy?

Stop trying to steal my boyfriend, Fathead!!

feeds@yuku.com (alibubbalicious) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:46:16 GMT

Watch out Posh - another man is hot on your husbands ass!

David Beckham and John Mayer are friends. Who knew?!

The high-profile twosome enjoyed a nice, romantic meal together at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night.

Tom Cruise is gonna be SO pissed!

http://perezhilton.com/?p=7571

Blame John

feeds@yuku.com (kissyfitt) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:39:19 GMT

John Mayer made me eat onion rings.

I was on my way to a salad bar on campus today. I had to walk by this 50's style diner we have (a.k.a. all yummy fatty food) and, lo and behold, they were playing "I don't trust myself". I was excited, for it is not every day that you hear a non-single in a random place. Even though I had my ipod (and it was on too) I was compelled to go in and hear the rest of the song. And, of course, once inside I wanted onion rings. I never did...

Seriously? I'm the one that has to make this?

feeds@yuku.com (PimpkinLo) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:53:10 GMT

Happy birthday, Fathead.

Even John Mayer Shits

feeds@yuku.com (amanda8501) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 21:31:30 GMT

Yes thats right, John Mayer poops, just like us. Now lets talk about all of the normal things that John does, like get gas. No not that gas, car gas.

-Amanda-

Myspace
Blog!

so... John suddenly got so hot

feeds@yuku.com (biba01) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:49:27 GMT

What the fuck is up with that?

Someone explain how this happened:

I'm okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better.

Local-83 T-Shirt Design Contest!

feeds@yuku.com (Romancebuff1974) — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:50:10 GMT

Got this email from L-83:

Ever wonder what it would be like to have your design printed on an official John Mayer store T-shirt? Wonder no more because John Mayer and Local-83 are giving you the opportunity to show off your artistic talent in the first ever Local-83 T-shirt design contest! Members of Local-83 will vote on their favorite design. The winning designer will have their shirt featured on the Local-83 website and sold in the L-83 Union Store, so be CREATIVE. For more details...

Dear John

feeds@yuku.com (alibubbalicious) — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:06:53 GMT

Dear John,

It pains me to have to write this letter, but somebody has to intervene before you do any more damage. It is painful to look at you in those v-neck t-shirts that you keep wearing. I don't know who told you that they are cool, but they lied. They are trying to make you look foolish, and so far you are playing right into their hands.

You look like a douchebag. We, your fans, already know that you are, in fact, a douchebag, but you don't need to broadcast it to the...

John/Jess Related Photoshop Creations

feeds@yuku.com (Grace Wet Pants) — Sun, 13 May 2007 17:35:31 GMT

One of my favourite threads over at L-83 is the "Photoshop Creations" thread. I thought it would be nice to have an uncensored version of that thread over here. Many a time I have wanted to photoshop a giant dildo coming out of John's guitar face but M Today would have a hairy coniption.

I am transferring all of my creations/finds over here to share with the Anti's as well....

Live Earth

feeds@yuku.com (arrster) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:25:51 GMT

Quote:
AP
The Associated Press

LONDON -- Live Earth concerts will be held July 7 in cities around the world, including London, aimed at raising climate change awareness.

Madonna, the Beastie Boys and Black Eyed Peas will headline the concert at Wembley stadium in London. They will be joined by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Keane, Foo Fighters and others.

Headliners for the U.S. concert at Giants...

lmao John Mayer encounter last week

feeds@yuku.com (naptownblue) — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:29:15 GMT

ok so I just posted this on my myspace blog, but I thought it deserved a spot here too since most of you probably don't look at my blogs.

Anyway. I got this email from my friend Charlotte... It's so damn funny, especially what John says to the guy, and also the very last sentence is hysterical considering it's coming from a casual bystander who didn't know who John was. lmao.

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So, the owner of my comapny (Dr Spahn) his wife, son-in-law (our VP of Operations)...

idol

feeds@yuku.com (mklovesdanger) — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:08:37 GMT

my friend just called me saying that someone is about to sing mayer on american idol and im pretty sure i just lost my shit.

PLEASE LET IT BE WONDERLAND!!!!!!

-Marianne
Do you want a soooooda?

All Roads Lead to Mayer